Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Order of Service for Ed Balls Day

Announced by Archdruid Eileen
Archdruid: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

 Hnaef: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Burton: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Marston [who is still turned to stone after that incident with the Witch Queen of Narnia]: ..........

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Stacey Bushes: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Edith Weston: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Milton Ernest: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Keith: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Charlii: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Daphne: Ed Balls.

All: And Ed Balls to you.

Ed Balls:

All: And Ed Balls to you, too.
at 7:45 am

3 comments :

  1. Eccles8:54 am, April 28, 2015

    A collection will be taken and thrown down the drain. The archdruid will then take out an enormous loan.

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  2. RPM7:38 pm, April 28, 2015

    Which the next archdruid will double, while claiming to have halved this month's borrowing

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  3. HJP11:05 pm, April 28, 2015

    I reckon it's all a load of Ed Balls

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