Archdruid: That's it then. Sun's gone down.
All: The sun sets at the death of the year.
Archdruid: Dunno why you're being so melodramatic about it. It's just an astronomical phenomenon.
All: The earth dies screaming.
Archdruid: Was that a UB40 lyric?
All: Erm... No.
Archdruid: Because you know if it was, I'll have to get the.....
All: Not the Slazenger V400 of Death!
Archdruid: Erm, no. I was going to say, the Best of UB40 (Part 1) CD.
All: To be honest we would rather you hit us with the cricket bat....
Archdruid: See you in the morning then?
All: As sure as the Death Star sucks the life from an unsuspecting sun.
Archdruid: May the Force be with you.
All: No we're not falling for that.
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