Archdruid: Peace be with you.
Commuters: Sorry, you what?
Archdruid: Peace. You know. With you.
Commuters: Oh. Yeah.
Archdruid: The day is done and the night lies dark before us. Let us....
Commuters: Zzzzzzzzzzz
Archdruid: OI!
Commuters: What? What?
Archdruid: Stop falling asleep.
Commuters: Weren't asleep. Just...
Archdruid: Let us confess our...
Commuters: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Archdruid: OI!!!
Commuters: What?
Archdruid: OI!!!
Commuters: What?
Archdruid: OK. I'll cut it short. Let us now take an offering.
Commuters: You must be joking. You seen the price of a season ticket?
Spouse commuted to work for the first time in two weeks. Found it quick and easy, as the schools were off still, so no busy mums dropping kids off.
ReplyDeleteIt won't last schools go back today. She is preparing for rows as she works opposite a busy high school and parents stop and block the entrance, preventing her getting into work on time.
Not a good start to the day, when irate spouse gets out and has to remonstrate with people stopped illegally on double yellow lines. Police occasionally send a traffic warden to ticket them, but they never learn. A money spinner for the local council which takes nearly a million in tickets each year. No wonder the Mayor has a plush new car.