Kayleigh and Kylie join the First Rank of Bardic Singers of the Hills
Hnaef is awarded the Druidical Order of the Holly and the Ivy (Second Class)
Burton Dasset becomes Grand Master of the Solar-Powered Calculator
Stacey Bushes is appointed to the League of Boudicca
Esau Hamadryad is appointed Chief Singer in the Celtic Tongue.
In unrelated news we have a Special Meeting of the Moot this afternoon. I've been struggling to get the votes for my proposal to move the tea light stand 3 feet to the left. But I feel like I may be lucky this time.
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You want to move the tea-light stand.... I feel a petition must br drawn up. The tea-light stand must not be moved
ReplyDeleteI vote for moving the tea-light stand. I've always been a bit of a rebel
ReplyDelete"Leave means Leave" the tealight stand where it is.
ReplyDeleteMoving the Tea Light stand presents a risk of fire as the Curtains of the Moot House will go up in flames, particularly as you allow children as young as 19 to light candles. Surely a more productive thing to do would be to substitute the little battery operated tea lights and charge for replacement batteries. A win, win situation.
ReplyDeleteWe need a people's vote.
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