All: Well I can't see it...
Archdruid: Have faith, little ones.
All: Like you told us we wouldn't need coats?
Archdruid: Truly I tell you, if you had faith as much as a raindrop the clouds would break and the solstice sun would reveal itself in all its glory.
All: Where's your faith then? Archdruid, prove thyself.
Archdruid: Frankly it's being dragged back by yours.
All: And also with you!
Archdruid: Now ring out, wild solstice bells!
Hnaef: They won't. The clappers have rusted in all the rain.
Archdruid: Any alternatives?
Hnaef: We brought the kazoos and vuvuzelas.
Archdruid: Then ring out, wild solstice kazoos and vuvuzelas!
Hnaef: Or is it vuvuzelae?
Archdruid: Who cares? Just give us one verse of "You'll Never Walk Alone" and we can get in the dry.
Charlii: Hang on! I just checked and it's Solstice tomorrow.
Archdruid: Ah. OK, see you at 4 for a repeat of the "Solstice Sunset" ritual.
I'm not sure how you tell which day it is - they seem to be the same length for four days running
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