A rather mystical Burton Dasset has just burst into the Beaker Bar, proclaiming "he's back! He's back! The prophecy is true!"
A bit of background. Young Keith had a prophecy in the Moot House earlier that Elvis was going to return to earth, bringing peace and harmony and large hamburgers.
Now Burton's always been a bit of a fan of the King and Rock and Roll. And this news, while unlikely, gave him hope. Within a couple of hours, the Latter-Day Aronites had formed and gathered on the drive to welcome the coming King.
And there he was.
There's some very happy Aronites wandering the Community this evening.
In other news, I'd like to welcome the Elvis Presley Impressionists' association for their 3-day convention. We've renamed the Old Stables as Heartbreak Hotel.
In other other news, Burton just met the seven of them in the corner of the Beaker Bar drinking Blue Hawaii cocktails. Young Keith never mentioned that in the prophecy. You could say Burton's all shook up.
I Burton can bring Elvis back from the dead, he'd have a claim to be JC today. But luckily he is like the rest of us a fallible Human Being with the power to raise a glass to something impossible for man, knowing that only for God is everything possible.
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