Shopkeeper: Good afternoon, madam.Welcome to Cheddar George's Cheese Emporium.
Jan Struther: Good afternoon, George. I would like 2 pounds of your finest Wensleydale.
Shopkeeper: Here you are, madam.
Jan Struther: Thank you very much. Here's four buttercups and twenty-seven daisies.
Shopkeeper: Give me the cheese back, and get out, you weirdo.
That takes me back! I never did understand the line ‘daises are are silver’ as sung in N’pton !
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