OK. We have a problem.
Aware that people who are still Covid-concerned didn't want to come to the main Moot House celebration on Sunday morning, we introduced the "Not Very Popular Service" at 4pm.
But so many people were Covid-concerned, we now have more people coming to the "Not Very Popular Service" than the main one.
We've tried everything to whittle it down to just the genuinely concerned. Enforcing aqualungs. Refusing to share a chalice. Singing only Sydney Carter Hymns*.
But the "Not Very Popular Service" goes from strength to strength. We've even had to lay on a video feed to the undercroft, where people are packed in to enjoy the space and freedom from concern.
So we're now introducing the "Really Not Very Popular Service" at 5 pm. It's like the 4pm service. But we've banned antiperspirant.
I think it might really take off.
* Not "Lord of the Dance". We're not barbarians.
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