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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

A Shocking Sermon

Some would say Charlii's method of improving sermons has gone too far.

Gidric's habit of holding on to the lectern while preaching was the problem this morning. Once he had exceeded the boredom threshold of the majority of the Beaker People, the flow of electricity should have stopped him preaching. But his muscles went into spasm, and he ended up being unable to release the lectern.

Since this meant that technically he was still preaching, but was not even saying anything, people pushed more current through him. In the end, Hnaef had to prise him off with a broom handle.

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