No idea what that was all about. Drayton Parslow came round earlier and challenged us to a paintball contest. Told me he was only bringing the men from the Bogwulf Baptists.
So I put out the fourth XI. Last I heard, Drayton was tied to a tree and being pelted with onions.
Next time, he really needs to put Marjory in the team. I saw her chase a squad of Royal Marines out of Bozeat Woods once, armed only with a potato peeler.