Friday, 24 February 2017

Beards Must Stop Now

"It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments", saith the Psalmist.

But King David had not considered that Aaron might be using the "Huntsman's Beard Co Beard Oil" I found in the gentlemen's convenience in Bogwulf chapel this morning.

I believe this is called an unintended consequence.  Who would imagine that encouraing men to be more manly would lead to this kind of behaviour?  Beards must stop now.

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