Everyone has been asking for proof that God exists. Some have been getting terribly excited. I've heard some awful theories about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and the Quantum theory that without an observer nothing could happen, so where was the observer in the first place? Not to mention the fine-tuning of the strength of gravity, the value of the Boltzmann constant and whether dark matter is really there, or it's angels holding hands that keep the universe together. All the usual Sunday School stuff, really. So I'd like to settle this once and for all.
1) Keep calm
2) Light a tea-light.
3) Play some Enya. "Shepherd Moons" is always nice, and so fitting to these kinds of scientific discussions.
4) Drink some camomile tea.
5) Give it a day or so. It'll pass.
6) Try not to wear anoraks. The hoods suck the spirituality straight out of your head.
I hope this has helped everyone to understand the evidence for the existence of God.
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