Monday, 26 October 2009

The X-Anglican Factor

Who goes to Rome first from a list of high-profile Anglican traditionalists ? You decide...

For the Bishop of Ebbsfleet phone 09889 998001
For the Bishop of Rochester phone 09889 998002
For The Bishop of Chichester phone 09889 998003
For the Bishop of Fulham phone 09889 998004
For Simon Cowell phone 09889 998005
For the Archbishop of Canterbury... don't bother.

If you phone after February 2010 please be aware that you may be charged for your call, but your vote won't count.

These are made-up numbers as far as we're aware, but then we could be wrong. For all we know phone calls to these numbers could cost £1000/ minute especially in Nigeria so we don't advise phoning them.
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1 comment :

  1. Looks like Bishop Nasir-Ali has ruled himself out of the running. Shame. Mouse had spend a few grand voting for him by phoning your premium rate number from the vestry phone.

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