Star Wars
Episode VII
The Disney Take Over
It was a time of civil war. Angry droids swarmed the skies, searching for the Lion King, who had ordered the destruction of the Death Star.
101 Dalmatians have been unleashed against the Jedi Knights. The Force has been felt, and these are not the dwarves you're looking for.
101 Dalmatians have been unleashed against the Jedi Knights. The Force has been felt, and these are not the dwarves you're looking for.
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference where you are - when you wish upon a star, your dreams turn into a hideous nightmare where the Sith warp the Force to compel Bambi's mum to run onto crossbow bolts. Where are the clones? There ought to be clones. Send in the clones.
Across the sub-ether radio waves of the Federation, it is revealed that I fell in love with a starship trooper.
While a million voices cry out in terror:
There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a Hutt means terror for everyone.
Though the X-wings we shoot
And the Ewoks are cute
It's a small small world.
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