Thanks to Broadway Hotel, Blackpool for the idea.
From now on, the tariff of charges is as follows:
Pilgrims criticising the Community........................................... £40
Accusations of heresy ................................................................£50
Pinging hazelnuts at the picture of Mother Julian ....................... 20p
Moaning about the food .............................................................£28
Letters to the Church Times ....................................................... £4
Comments on Guardian Articles .................................. 10 a penny
Complaining that things ain't what they used to be .................. 2 guineas
Failure to return borrowed pebbles after three days .............10p per pebble
Theft of the Ark of the Covenant ............................. 50 tumours of gold
Trolling the archdruid on Twitter.............................................. £45
Failure to read the small print .................................................... priceless
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
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Tumours? You mean they're not haemorrhoids!
ReplyDeleteComplaints to be paid for on the blog.
ReplyDeletePerhaps your regular commentators should be rewarded for their contribution to your position in the blogger ratings.
I'm thinking of £1 a letter, £10 a word and £300 for each full paragraph.
Please publish the address for my invoice.
Do you give discounts for multiple charges?
ReplyDeleteDo you take PayPal?
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