Monday, 17 November 2014

Flower Ferapy Fraud

Announced by Archdruid Eileen
Load of money I wasted on this. They swore blind to me that Bach's Flower Remedies were just the thing. Exactly the kind of kind alternative therapy the Beaker Folk would appreciate. So I ordered the complete set.

Bloody rose bush still died. Useless.
at 10:07 pm

5 comments :

  1. Ben Trovato10:42 pm, November 17, 2014

    Yes, just about killed off my whole border: there's no fuchsia in it...

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  2. UKViewer7:11 am, November 18, 2014

    I share those gardening problems with my Bach.

    Really hurts when digging it over :(

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  3. Ben Trovato7:21 am, November 18, 2014

    Here's an old worship song you might find appropriate for the occasion: Take me Bach home... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8TJIPIQAIA

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  4. Ben Trovato7:46 am, November 18, 2014

    I should have mentioned that the remedies work best on the tobacco plant, as witnessed in James Bland's 1878 paean of praise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmI-PfF-8k

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  5. HJP6:07 am, November 22, 2014

    At this time of year, Bach's "Sleepers, wake" is more appropriate - and out of copyright

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