Can Beaker Folk please note that, in consideration of the lightning threat, this morning's "Feast of Tinfoil Trousers" has been cancelled.
To be honest I can't remember what theological point this was making anyway. But we put Burton out in tinfoil trousers as a test-worshipper. And let's just say he won't be needing to wax his legs before his next big bike ride.
I feel his pain. Advise him that I can do a nifty exfoliation by turning unwanted hair into stone (this is a somewhat delicate operation) which makes it easy to rub off with a silkymit.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me. Could you please turn Marston back from stone? Only we need a lutist for the authentic German evensong. And we're only using him as a paperweight.
DeleteThe idea of anyone that wearing tin foil trousers is a good idea, seems to be from the torturer - Arch Druid. I suspect that it's part of her regime of brutality towards here followers/slaves which keeps them in line.
ReplyDeleteAs for Marston, more fool him to have a yen for an ungrateful Arch Druid who seems intent on driving him mad. Playing extreeeeeeeeeeemly hard to get.