Friday 27 January 2017

Beaker Conversations on Sexuality

OK. So we have finished our Beaker Conversations on Sexuality.

And we have concluded that we have been terribly discriminatory. We used to tell gay people that what they did was pretty vile. So we'd have to ask them nasty questions. Which, let's be honest, nobody liked.  Not us. Not the people doing vile things.

But in fact all sorts of non-gay people are also doing vile things. And we've overlooked that in the past. Well, this discrimination has to stop now.

So stop it, all of you. I don't know how you can live with yourselves. Seriously. Filth.

Time to get out the old "Ceremony of Blessing Things We'd Rather not Think About."


  1. Oh dear - you've been reading the Gafcon UK response to the house of Bishops document.

  2. The "Ceremony of Not Blessing Things We'd Rather Not Think About" is still one of the best summaries of CofE thinking.


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