The first Sunday service of the Post-Trump era and some interesting stats.
143,000 people at the service.
Total offering: £1.24.
A bigly number, 984, of people converted.
Nobody has services as good as us. Our services are the best.
I met John Stott once. Very intelligent man. Smartest man at All Souls. And he - I was just a young evangelical. But even then I was smart. Very smart. Nobody understand penal substitution as well as me. John Stott, he knew how good I was. I tell you, we can make English Christianity great again. Not John Stott. Me. He could only reach posh people. No energy.
Lies! Media hype! Fake news! With that attendance the offering couldn't possibly have come to more than 18 shillings ninepence three farthings
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