Second Yokel: Aye, as we all shall be.
1Y: Shall us hie to the Quiet 'Ooman and het us a quart of Wildeve's Best into our insides?
2Y: Wi' all my heart.
1Y: And shall us then drag our carcasses to Mixen Lane, there to join the wold boys of the Peter's Finger?
2Y: Wi' all my heart.
1Y: And shall us then try the taste of the ale at the Dree Mariners?
2Y: Nay, Neddy Chalcombe. For the Dree Mariners is now an office suite.
1Y: Then shall us put on our clean smock-frocks and hie us to the Kings Arms?
2Y: Nay, for the Kings Arms has been closed these two years and in need of major development.
1Y: All right then. Nandos?
2Y Yeah, all right.
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