Friday 31 January 2020

An Unsubtle Metaphor for Brexit

Bad news about the Brexit celebrations, I'm afraid.

As planned, the Brexiters gathered to fire their nine-gun salute to the UK's new-found weakness independence.

However they chose to to show their solidarity by standing in a circle and...

Well, let's put it this way. Can the Prayer Team please gather immediately in the Orchard? We've got some serious praying to do.

I knew it was a bad idea to let Mark Francois and David Davis rehearse them.


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3 comments :

  1. Have a good cry, then move on. That's my advice, Archdruid. You lost the argument.

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    1. Just crack on and make everything as brilliant as you claimed. The world is watching to see what visionary geniuses the Leavers are.

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