The Dalai Lama Writes - The Government is Right About Everything

Hello to all my followers. This is definitely the Dalai Llama and not some bloke in Croydon copying and pasting something written by a Russian. Or maybe one of Dominic Cummings' misfits and weirdos. Definitely neither of those. It's the Dalai Llama and my amazing friend, Jennifer French off the telly. You know. No No No No  it's Ab Fab. That one.

I just wanted to say that anybody who asks how the United Kingdom is on course to have the worst record on Covid19 in Europe is a traitor and should shut up. Especially the communists of the Mail and Telegraph. These people are just trying to do the Government down because they want Emma Thompson to run the country. Everybody knows that the job of  preparation for a major pandemic, which the Government wasn't warned about because they didn't read the email and not because as Laura Consberg said they were too busy getting Brexit done to care about making sure we have supplies - that job was down to a bloke called Larry in Supplies in a depot in Swindon or somewhere.

In fact the Government has done a brilliant job. As can be seen from Boris Johnson rising miraculously from his sick bed. When he was walking round hospitals shaking hands with people, he wasn't spreading the disease to his girlfriend, Matt Hancock, and Dominic Cummings. Oh no. He was walking around healing all those people.

Everybody knows that in a democracy like this Great British United Kingdom, we need a free, critical press no more than we need to think about anything other than where Boris has gone on holiday and getting Brexit done. Not about why Matt Hancock has counted bin bags as PPE and why our Government has done such a poor job compared to South Korea, New Zealand, Germany and even France and clearly couldn't plan their way out of a paper bag, if they'd thought of ordering some. But that was Larry in Swindon again. Not us. I mean the Government. Who are brilliant.

Just remember - get out there on Thursday and clap for Boris. I mean, the NHS. And if you don't, don't worry. We'll get your local Facebook group to name and shame you.

Yours in love and peace

Mikhail. I mean, the Dalai Llama. pp.Jennifer French.

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