I'm intrigued by the (hopefully just) kite-flying news that the Church of England is considering lining some of its bishops up as full-time spokesbishops, rather than mostly being in the current pastoral arrangement.
Especially as I've just finished the line-up of druidic posts as part of my own restructuring programme, as set out in the pamphlet, Beakerism Beyond Brexit.
Obviously, I'm not considering a Druid for Brexit. Ridiculous idea, as we know that Brexit is done. Complete. A massive success. And we will never need to mention it again.
So instead, here's the new generation of speciality druids for the New Normal.
- Druid for Transport
- Druid for Oak Groves
- Druid for Clickbait
- Druid for Mistletoe
- Druid for Liaison betwen the Druid for Oak Groves and the Druid for Mistletoe
- Druid for Dromedaries
- Druid for Camels with Plural Humps whose Species Name We can't Remember
- Druid for People Called Ken
- Druid for Data
- Druids for Gin
- Druid for Gyms
- Druid for Volunteering to Read "Archbishop Cranmer's" Blog
- Druid for Entity Relationship Diagrams
- Druid for Big Business
- Druid for SMEs
- Druid for Health and Public Swimming Pools
- Druid for Diplomacy
- Druid for Risk
- Druid for Dorset
- Druid for Post-It Notes
- Druid for Improved Standards in Tent Design
- Druidfor Writing Articles Countering Peter Hitchens
- Druid for Standing on street corners saying "Camembert" like Wallis from Wallis and Gromit
- Druid for Bacon
- Druid for Snow
- Druid for Cartoons
- Druid for Scuba-Diving
- Druid for Social Media, but not Tik-Tok cos that's never gonna catch on
- Druid for The Archers
- Druid for Snacks
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