Monday, 7 February 2022

Introducing the Druid for Dromedaries

 

I'm intrigued by the (hopefully just) kite-flying news that the Church of England is considering lining some of its bishops up as full-time spokesbishops, rather than mostly being in the current pastoral arrangement.

Especially as I've just finished the line-up of druidic posts as part of my own restructuring programme, as set out in the pamphlet, Beakerism Beyond Brexit.

Obviously, I'm not considering a Druid for Brexit. Ridiculous idea, as we know that Brexit is done. Complete. A massive success. And we will never need to mention it again.

So instead, here's the new generation of speciality druids for the New Normal.

  • Druid for Transport
  • Druid for Oak Groves
  • Druid for Clickbait
  • Druid for Mistletoe
  • Druid for Liaison betwen the Druid for Oak Groves and the Druid for Mistletoe
  • Druid for Dromedaries
  • Druid for Camels with Plural Humps whose Species Name We can't Remember
  • Druid for People Called Ken
  • Druid for Data
  • Druids for Gin
  • Druid for Gyms
  • Druid for Volunteering to Read "Archbishop Cranmer's" Blog
  • Druid for Entity Relationship Diagrams
  • Druid for Big Business  
  • Druid for SMEs
  • Druid for Health and Public Swimming Pools
  • Druid for Diplomacy
  • Druid for Risk
  • Druid for Dorset
  • Druid for Post-It Notes
  • Druid for Improved Standards in Tent Design
  • Druidfor Writing Articles Countering Peter Hitchens
  • Druid for Standing on street corners saying "Camembert" like Wallis from Wallis and Gromit
  • Druid for Bacon
  • Druid for Snow
  • Druid for Cartoons
  • Druid for Scuba-Diving
  • Druid for Social Media, but not Tik-Tok cos that's never gonna catch on
  • Druid for The Archers
  • Druid for Snacks



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