Monday, 26 October 2009
Moon Gibbon Poll
I'm concerned about the Moon Gibbon poll we're running. Asked whether the Moon Gibbon exists, 6 people have voted "yes". Since that happens to be the same number of people as there are Moon Gibbon Folk, including all four of their druids (they're a bit top-heavy on druids - the other two members can't be druids due to their lack of beards), we suspect that there's some poll-rigging going on. Not least because the IP address of the votes suggests they all came from the Moon Gibbon Folk's dedicated broadband access on the Howling Hill.
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There's something wrong with this poll. When I log off, then log back on again, it still recognises me and won't let me vote again. What's the point of an online poll if it can't be spammed?
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments, Mr Myers. We've put our top scientists onto this. Unfortunately all they did was drag some large stones around, skip around them and examine the entrails of a chicken, so we're none the wiser.
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd advise asking some atheists for advice. They seem to be so much better at this kind of thing. And you could try using four different kinds of browser. Then you get four votes.
Dear Archdruid
ReplyDeleteFour browsers? Stuff that for a game of soldiers, I'm off back to the alpha site, all you have to do is hit 'refresh'.
Mr Myers, if you can't get a spam machine to hit "refresh" for you I fear for the productive use of time. There are flowers to smell, chestnuts to harvest, good causes to support and piles of leaves to kick. Why sit on the Alpha website yourself hitting a "Refresh" button?
ReplyDelete"There are flowers to smell, chestnuts to harvest, good causes to support and piles of leaves to kick."
ReplyDeletewhy would I want to do any of that when I can have much more fun annoying Christians?
Well feel free to keep spamming. I could do with the votes. Don't forget if the Moon Gibbon doesn't get 50% the Soup Dragon gets to boil him up for tomorrow's lunch.
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