All: Wiley?
Archdruid: Yeah I know. Go with it. It's atmospheric.
Haunting Piano Music
Cathy: I'm so cold.
Archdruid: It's Young Keith making all that rain. I told him to stop.
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| Cloudbusting, Daddy |
Wilhelm Reich: I still dream of Orgonon.
Archdruid: Get back in your box, Wilhelm.
Ceremony of Running up that Hill
Archdruid: So after that bit of unexpected exercise, let us focus on our breathing. In.... out.... in.... out....
Wilhelm Reich: In.... out...
Archdruid: REICH! WILL YOU STOP THAT! THIS IS A SERIOUS RELIGIOUS CEREMONY
Druidic Disciplinary Council Convenes
Charlii: Wilhelm Reich, you have been found of being, frankly, a bit pervy and disgusting. We therefore sentence you to...
Archdruid: The Hounds of Love!
The Hounds of Love are set loose. Unfortunately for Reich, one of them is Rosebud the Rottweiler. Who is older but no less vicious.
Wilhelm Reich: Is this any way to treat a dead, disgraced genius? It's enough to make me go back to the spirit world!
Archdruid: Don't give up!
** BANG **
Archdruid: What was that?
Hnaef (entering) : Another kanga on the bonnet of me van.
Archdruid: Must have escaped from the Safari Park. Bernie, dinner's arrived.
Bernie: Excellent. I'll whip up a sauce.
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Cruelty to dead people?
ReplyDeleteCombined with cruelty to dead Kangeroo's?
You are a bunch of reprobates.