Sally called when she got the word
And she said, "I suppose you've heard... 'bout the amice?
Well I rushed to the church steps and I looked inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
As Father walked to the altar with no amice in sight.
Oh, I don't know what he's thinking
His alb was white as snow
I guess he's got his reasons
But I just don't want to know
'Cause for 24 years
Fr Jones has been wearing an amice.
24 years of sitting in my place
Thinking that my cotta could use a little lace
Now I've got to get used to him giving up on the amice.
I remember the day that Fr Jones came
With a handsome biretta, "SSC" to his name. And an amice.
Now he walks through the door, with his head held high
And maybe I got some incense in my eye
When I saw that cassock-alb, I started to cry.
Oh, I don't know what he's thinking
His alb was white as snow
I guess he's got his reasons
But I just don't want to know
'Cause for 24 years
Fr Jones has been wearing an amice.
Roy Chubby Brown: Amice? Amice?
Archdruid: Not now, Roy. This is serious.
24 years of lovely Roman Rite
Now he's gone all liberal and it happened overnight
And I've got to get used to him giving up on the amice.
And Sally called back, said "I know you're down
let's go elsewhere,
there's a new priest in town
who wears an amice"
"Jones's amice is gone
But Fr Matt's on fleek
with a cassock, alb, amice
and stole so chic."
So we went to St Saviour's instead.
Oh, I don't know what he's thinking
His alb was white as snow
I guess he's got his reasons
But I just don't want to know
'Cause for 24 years
Fr Jones has been wearing an amice.
24 years I was happy as can be
But now it's Common Worship, Eucharistic Prayer C
But I'll not get used to him giving up on the amice.
No, I'll never get used to him giving up on the amice.
It is interesting we have the trappings including Amice's. but they stay safe inside the vestry, only visiting priests wear them. We stick to some loose rules. BCP involves Cassock, surplice and stole or scarf. CW normally is full robing, but no amice. At least they wear a cincture.
ReplyDeleteAs an Eastern Orthodox Christian convert, I truly miss the Holy Amice and all that portends in Western climes. Along with maniples, stoles and other paranapheila. And burses and things that go on the laps of perates. And vimpi-aaa!
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