Sunday, 11 April 2021

On Not Going to the Royal Funeral

I'd like to share with the Beaker Folk that I've decided not to go to Prince Philip's funeral.

Obviously, I would have been invited. But I thought it was more important that little George or one of the other ones went instead of me.

By making this announcement really early, I'm pleased that I'll be taking the pressure off the Royal Family who would have been really embarrassed to ask me and then it would have been bad when I said "no, let little George or the other one go."

I think you'll agree I made the right decision.

1 comment :

  1. Well done. You've hit exactly the right tone of self-obsession.


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