Saturday, 12 February 2011

Rats

Heard that the Archdruid wants some rats for supper. Not quite sure why. Seems unlikely.

And unhygienic. However, as she clearly wants something different, I've decided to defrost Linford. He (well, she, we discovered after the egg-laying incident) died a few months ago, and we froze him in case, well, I'm not sure why, but he was at least 150 years old, and it seemed a shame just to bury him.

So, I've defrosted him and made him into a pie. Don't think he'll taste of rat, but small, short-lived mammal vs ancient, enormous reptile: who's going to know the difference? Surely not the Archdruid.
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