Chavstapo

Now, don't get me wrong: I've got nothing against common people. I may be posh, myself, and I realise that, as a posh (read, "normal") person, there were some slight imbalances in social justice towards me. But this has gone too far.

Having forcibly – and understandably – rectified the Versailles-type injustices and humiliations foisted on the posh community, the UK's victorious Chavstapo are now on a roll. Their common-people-rights stormtroopers take no prisoners as they annex our wider culture, and hotel owners, registrars, magistrates, doctors, counsellors, and foster parents … find themselves crushed under the chintz jackboot.

Thanks especially to the green light from a permissive Beaker hierarchy, the common Wehrmacht is on its long march through the institutions and has already occupied the Sudetenland social uplands of the Beaker Folk, the educational establishment, the politically-correct hi-viz brigade. Following a plethora of equalities legislation, common people are now protected and privileged by class orientation regulations and have achieved legal equality by way of universal suffrage. But it's only 1938 and Nazi expansionist ambitions are far from sated.

I think we can all agree that this is just wrong, and ought to be remedied.

Note: I have been "pretty careful" to distinguish between the leadership of common rights groups and "ordinary common people".