Saturday, 11 May 2019

The Hot Not so Fuzzies

Hot on the heels of the news that children were left distraught after a horror film was played instead of "Detective Pikachu".

I have to apologise that people attending today's advertised service, "A Festival of Tea Lights, Warm Fuzzies and Nice Thoughts", were accidentally subjected to the  BCP Commination Service, followed by a member of the Dutch Quivering Brethren screaming at them in Frisian for 40 minutes that they were all going to Hell.

Truly there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. And a certain amount of changing of trousers.

1 comment :

  1. Sounds like an average Sunday for the Beaker Folk.

    As for wailing and gnashing of teeth, I hope that you have a voice coach to ensure that the wailing is in tune and that your resident dentist is rubbing his hands in anticipation of 100 patients having their teeth repaired.


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