Yokel 2: Aye. Dead and gone as we all shall be.
Y1: Shall us go to the Pure Drop?
Y2: It's closed for lockdown.
Y1: Shall us go for a drap o' sommat at Peter's Finger?
Y2: Closed for lockdown.
Y1: What about the Quiet Woman?
Y2: Closed for lockdown.
Y1: Dree Mariners at Casterbridge? I hear they had a pretty drap o' tipple.
Y2: Closed for lockdown.
Y1: Shall us go jump off Durdle Door?
Y2: Aye, it's a sunny day. Wi' all my heart.
Y1: What's the point o' being the village idiots if we can't act like it?
Y2: Shall us get Tranter Cummings to take us in his cart?
Y1: What? Wi' his eyesight?
Y2: Shall us get Tranter Cummings to take us in his cart?
Y1: What? Wi' his eyesight?
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