It's that time of the year when the Internet is full of fruity gins. And people have been asking me for my special traditional recipe for Beaker Badger Gin. Kept a secret for millennia, but sometimes in the greater good, it's best that we share things in these trying times.
Beaker Badger Gin
Ingredients
1 badger
1 litre of gin
Large terracotta beaker
Method
Leave the badger alone.
Drink the gin.
Light a candle in the beaker.
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How did Beaker folk get their name? They all got smashed.....
ReplyDeleteI have a recipe for homeopathic badger gin which uses fewer badgers. I was going to write "asymptotic ally fewer" but almost resisted the temptation.
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