Just caught Herne the Hunter taking a stroll across the meadow. And I told him good and strong.
I don't care if he is supposed to be a degenerate folk-memory of the Celtic god Cernunnos. That's no excuse for dropping his dog-ends on my footpath.
And while we're on the subject of dogs, if he's going to let Black Shuck "do his business" in the Community grounds, he can use a pooper-scooper like everyone else. I'm not giving any allowances for mythical beings.
Does mythical poo smell?
ReplyDeleteOne for the philosophers... ;)