In a shocking turn of events, the BBC today did not associate a dramatic environmental incident with climate change.
A large chunk of the White Cliffs of Dover have fallen down. The BBC suggests this may be due to "freezing conditions over the winter". It's been cold, so a chunk of cliff fell down - in strict correspondence with the "freeze-thaw" mechanism we were all shown at school. Pumping CO2 into the air had nothing to do with this, apparently. The sub-tropical conditions we were forecast for the last three years had absolutely no impact, what with them not happening.
BBC, you're missing a trick. We're in a drought, for goodness sake. Surely the cliffs have collapsed due to dehydration - and therefore it's climate change?
There is good news, though. If you look at the picture of the fallen cliff, there's another one right behind where the old one fell down. I guess cliffs must be like shark's teeth?
Obvious, it's because of gay marriage, mark my words..
ReplyDelete(Aren't those cliffs actually made of sharks teeth? or at least the fossilised bony bits of aquatic critters)
Nonsense, it's a sign of God's anger at the nmber of abortions.
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