January
Can snow cause hypothermia?
If Channel freezes, asylum seekers "could walk from France"
February
Kissing "major cause of glandular fever"
St Valentine "definitely a foreigner"
Living in Britain "terrifying" - Living Abroad "worse"
March
Do daffodils cause cancer?
Tuberculosis in illegal immigrants - the impact on house prices.
April
Notorious immigrants take over Abbey for Big Fat Greco-German wedding
Terminal diseases "inevitably fatal"
May
Pippa Middleton"s bottom "can cause heart palpitations in older men"
China builds rocket to beam illegal take-away workers in from space
June
Can meat cause cancer?
Dangerous Dogs - Britain's Shame
July
Vegetables "major cause of cancer" claims publicity-seeking scientist
Unemployed people "the major cause of unemploymenr" - Osborne
August
Can sunshine give you cancer?
Is the Islamic Republic of Abroad safe? "Stay at home" advice from a leading scare-monger.
September
Royal Wedding "lowered house prices"..
Girl in Wales on benefits has baby - Britain's Shame
Ed Miliband - "Dawkins should be next Archbishop"
October
Can pumpkins cause blocked bowels?
Civil Partnerships "lower house prices", claims straight man who has to keep suppressing those troubling fantasies.
November
Queen Mother "liked gin" - shocking revelations
Nick Clegg "causes lower house prices".
December
Can Christmas give you cancer?
Can faster-than light tachyons allow asylum seekers to claim they've been in Britain for generations?
Mistletoe - the hidden dangers
And Did Those Feet in Ancient Times "Jesus an Illegal Immigrant" - report by William Blake
Tinsel "strangulation alert"
"Salmonella - my Christmas Turkey Hell"
The Magi - how were they allowed into Judea? Herod's shocking border-control policies
"German woman" to lecture us on Christmas Day?
Brussells Sprouts - the Hidden Dangers
Can The Wizard of Oz cause Suicide?
Broken Egypt - how were a Jewish family with an illegitimate child allowed through the Sinai
Brilliant. I always said the Mail was the height of rational argument!!!
ReplyDeleteI've got one from the Telegraph on Sunday I rather "liked": Rowan Williams: debating with Richard Dawkins was like meeting Robert Mugabe
are these seriously genuine?
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