I have a dream

Such a worrying dream as I had. Other religious leaders might recognise it.

You know - when you can't find your vestments, you can't remember the song to announce. You suddenly realise the sermon's rubbish and you'll have to extemporise one. And the music group's in revolt. And though the building was constructed for 500 people, there's only 15 in the congregation.

Well it was like that. Only it was a dream.