Liturgybole for the 100th Birthday of Professor Stanley Unwin

Archdruid:	Goodlilode mordy vobiscum.
Alloppers:	Et cum spiritualloppers tulode
Archdruid:	Thanksy giving alloppers for the birthlode of Professorbole Unwins, who did a snufflode through timelimost too long.
Alloppers:	Unwinese Interlopper and Inventibole Basic Engly Twenty-Fido. Amusingmost to human specie.
	Apollylode and Confessibole
Alloppers:	We have lefted undone thingloders we oughtnotlymost and undone those thingloders we ought to have donelymost. Not the rightiboles, but the wrongfoldly. And multibole downfalallopers and maledictibole. Apollyloders for inconveniboles. Deep Folly.
Archdruid	Notly worrying. Watery under the bridgefold and leastly said sooney mendel. Oh yes.
	Hymn Mordy has brokefold, likemost the firstly mordy Blackbole has spoken birdylopperlikelymost. Prail for the singing, prail for the mordy Prail for the trickly-how freshmost from the word. Thankslygiveloppers
Alloppers:	Thankslygiving for terrestibole career of Proffessibole Unwin on this mortibole coin. Causing manibole hilliabous momentloppers and much confusibole. Reading (Isa 28:11) "Very well then, with foreign lips and strange tongues God will speak to this people."
	Benedictibole
Archdruid	Goodly Byelode loyal peeploders! Now all gatherymost to amuse it and have a tilty elbow or a nice cuffle-oteedee.*
Alloppers:	Deep Joy! Archdruid and team trickly-how to the vestrybule. Oh yes.

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* The words from the Professor's self-written valediction.