Sunday 17 October 2010

All the special Sundays

It was Catriona's blog, rightly and reasonably marking a special Sunday, that caused all the trouble. You see, the Beaker People knew about Easter Sunday and Palm Sunday but didn't realise that so many Sundays are "special" - Healthcare Sunday, Bible Sunday and so on.
They felt a bit left out.  So they demanded their own set. So what are you to do?  Stick to my firm principle, that's what - always allow democracy to rule on things that don't really matter (I stole the idea from the European Union, if truth be told). And Catriona's right, we're dead good at remembering doctors and nurses (and, I would add, missionaries, clergy and teachers) - but we forget the others.  Here, therefore, are the special Beaker Sundays for the next year.  You can feel free to use them if you like.

24 October 2010
Apple Sunday - when we remember all the special people that grow apples or make cider.
31 October 2010
"Out in the evening Sunday"
07 November 2010
Street sweepers' Sunday
14 November 2010
Fish & Chips Sunday, when we give thanks generally for all takeaway food
21 November 2010
People from Kettering Sunday, when we remember those less fortunate than ourselves
28 November 2010
Help a Hedgehog Sunday
05 December 2010
Fear and Trembling Sunday
12 December 2010
Last Judgement Sunday
19 December 2010
Let's give up on Advent and sing some Carols Sunday
26 December 2010
Skip the Service it's the Sales Sunday
02 January 2011
Back to work tomorrow Sunday
09 January 2011
Black Sunday (also known as "eight months till we get a holiday" Sunday)
16 January 2011
Supermarket Assistants' Day
23 January 2011
Post-it Notes Sunday, when we remember the gift of stationery
30 January 2011
Train drivers' Sunday (cancelled due to weekend engineering works)
06 February 2011
A day of prayer for TV Presenters who have no discernible talent
13 February 2011
Looking meaningfully at the cards in Tesco Express Sunday
20 February 2011
Still regarding our husbands in icy Silence Sunday
27 February 2011
Web developers' Sunday, when we give thanks for all the people, who with little reward, write websites
06 March 2011
U2 Sunday
13 March 2011
Rabbit and Guinea Pigs Sunday
20 March 2011
Tambourine Sunday (book a day off)
27 March 2011
Clown Sunday (a day of terror and/or embarrassment if any of our friends turn up)
03 April 2011
Chancellor of the Exchequer Sunday
10 April 2011
Stewardship Sunday, when the bloke in the suit comes round to tell us we're all doomed
17 April 2011
Palm Sunday
24 April 2011
Easter
01 May 2011
Dance around the Maypole in a pre-Victorian, Fertility Festival kind of way until the Police intervene Sunday
08 May 2011
People who maintain telegraph poles Sunday
15 May 2011
Eurovision Sunday (except Slovenia)
22 May 2011
Come to Church on a pogo stick Sunday
29 May 2011
Hospital visiting Sunday
05 June 2011
Dairy and related Bovine industries Sunday
12 June 2011
Day of prayer for people called Christian and Unity
19 June 2011
First nice day of the year, let's slink off to Sunny Hunny* Sunday
26 June 2011
Playing the banjo badly Sunday
03 July 2011
Short-sighted airline pilot's Benevolent Sunday
10 July 2011
People who live in Droitwich Sunday
17 July 2011
Biro manufacturers' Sunday
24 July 2011
First week of the holidays Sunday (congregation reduced to 4)
31 July 2011
County Cricket 2nd XI players' Sunday
07 August 2011
Garfield cartoon Sunday
14 August 2011
Be nice to an atheist, however repulsive you may find their anorak, Sunday
21 August 2011
Waiters and Waitresses Sunday
28 August 2011
Greenbelt Sunday
04 September 2011
Leylandii Sunday
11 September 2011
People who drive fork lifts and other warehouse workers' Sunday
18 September 2011
Ford Super-Sunday
25 September 2011
Nights are drawing in Sunday
02 October 2011
School cleaners Sunday
09 October 2011
Judy Garland day
16 October 2011
Harvest Festival
23 October 2011
Postal delivery people's Sunday

* Hunstanton, for those that don't know.

7 comments :

  1. Nah, although there is an argument for transferring it to New Year's Day.

    30th January is the Nativity of Josef Greindl, however.

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  2. I note no bloggers sunday. As we are the new media (which frightens all in broadcast and print media) we need a sunday of our own.

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  3. I loved 'Kettering Sunday', although should you not have written 'Ketrin' to avoid confusion? I think also there is an argument that it should properly be 'Desborough Sunday'

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  4. Revd Lesley, I avoided writing Kettrin in case anyone confused me with somebody from Wellinbru'

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  5. Oh dear, I think that is quite enough of that - I now have memories flooding in of such places, along with a pub crawl in Wellin'bru that is best forgotten!

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  6. Judith Starkadder9:06 pm, October 19, 2010

    Dear Archdruid

    Here at the Quivering Brethren we do not observe the times or seasons. All Sundays are Fear and Trembling Sunday.

    Yours awefully

    J Starkadder (Mrs)

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