Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Notes from the Doctrine Committee

After prolonged discussion, prayer and Bible study we have come to a conclusion.

Albert Ross believes that Jesus is "divine, but not like God. Like his son - so maybe like a bit less of a god than God is." 

I believe this is a lesson to us all.  Once we start trying to understand the Bible on our own, we can end up down all sorts of strange and unorthodox back-alleyways.  We have found Albert guilty of Arianism. Of course, in these enlightened days we can't go burning people for heresy. So given that Albert won't change his mind, we've recommended that he join the Church of England. We reckon he'll fit in there.

1 comment :

  1. Whole heartedly agree. Noone should be allowed to study the Bible outside the strict tutelage of a good Baptist preacher. Preferably one that recognizes the furnaces of hell are located at a fixed depth, and not at the "very bottom", one that has a strong enough grasp of science and scripture to have concluded the flood was a localized event, and one that would never ever be caught dead carrying a blue Bible.! :)

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