Social Networking at Beaker Meetings

After much electronic ink was spilt over the last two days regarding the ban on social networking, mobile phones and laptops in the public gallery at the Church of England Synod, I would like to reassure Beaker People that this won't happen at the next Moot.

Although, due to the electromagnets in the Moot House, you will find that phones are very unlikely to get a signal - a fact that saves a lot of embarrassment during worship - I can guarantee that the wireless access is excellent.

However Beaker People may find a slight delay of a few minutes between tweeting or blogging, and their posting actually appearing on the Internet. This is due to the relativistic effect of all those magnets, I promise - and has nothing to do with the PC to which Young Keith will be glued all evening. I can assure people that it's called the "Censer PC" - because Young Keith often burns the Community joss-sticks. The label saying "Censor PC" was a misprint.