Liturgical Dress: Leisurewear
PJ people: We have.
Charlii: And who has turned up in a crocodile onesie?
Onesies: We have.
Charlii: And who dresses in clothes despite being naturally au naturel?
Italian Statues: Oh yeah. Apparently the Iranian president would pass out or invade Tajikistan if he saw 6 feet of naked marble.
Charlii: So cover up the feet?
Italian Statues: Not just the feet...
Charlii: Did the Italian museums consider dressing the statues in crocodile onesies?
All: No! Crocodiles are haram!
Charlii: But nobody's eating the statues...
All: You don't understand! We must avoid the mere appearance of not worrying about everybody's feelings.
Charlii: So parents in onesies and PJs dropping the kids off?
All: Oh no. They're chavs. They don't count. You can upset them.
Charlii: Grief. I hate taking guest-services in Islington.