Archdruid: Matters Arising. Anyone done anything yet?
Stacey Bushes: We talked about maybe canvassing opinions and setting up a sub-committee....
Archdruid: That's "no" then. Next! Treasurer! Are we going bust?
Burton Dasset: No...
Archdruid: Excellent! Ecumenical matters?
Edith Weston: We thought of reaching out to the Quakers...
Archdruid: Heretics! And "reaching out" is drivel. Mission? No, forget that. Social events?
Hnaef: We have organised the following dates....
Archdruid: Send me an e-mail! Building committee?
Charlii: In the time of Archdruid Elspeth....
Archdruid: Too slow! Any other business, informed before the deadline?
Marston Moretaine: Last week I sent you an email about the newsletter...
Archdruid: But the deadline was 4 pm on 7 December 1642. Too late! Closing prayers - Daphne, light the tea light. OK. Let's go.
The meeting closed at 8.02.
Perhaps you could start up a business of guest chairing PCC's across the country. You'd revive the meeting of five minutes than the pub overnight.
ReplyDelete"Reaching out is drivel" - please come and chair our meetings.
ReplyDeleteI devoutly wish you were chairing the committee I have to sit on....
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