Q - What does it all mean?
A - Dunno.
Q - Are the Americans still in the Anglican Communion?
A - Officially, yes.
Q - But what have they been stopped from doing?
A - Goodness knows.
Q - I thought you were giving me answers.
A - Would you prefer I asked you questions?
Q - No. That's scary.
A - You don't like it when the tables are turned, do you?
Q - So can people still be gay?
A - In America they can be as God made them. In England they can be as God made them, as long as they don't act the way God made them. Any more questions?
Q - What would Jesus do?
A - Stick up for the oppressed, love the poor, upset the establishment and die horribly and yet remarkably photogenically.
Q - But that hasn't got anything to do with stopping gay people being gay, has it?
A - Not that I noticed, no.