Friday 1 April 2011

Sports News - Hell Freezes Over

I'd like to thank "Anonymous*" for telling me about the Premiership's plans to enforce respect for referees by players and managers.

In other news, Goose that laid the golden eggs shot. Moon identified to possess short visible-spectrum wavelength. Bear's sanitary convenience found in shopping mall. Asylum manager found to be sane. Turns out my uncle's name is Brian, not Bob. Banks donate money "for the good of the country, for little children and the old and sick". Numerous people found "struck pink", unexpectedly living in Den Hague or sitting at the foot of their stairs.

*Nice name, "Anonymous". Although not one we see much at Naming Ceremonies with Ritual Blessings.

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