I've just popped my head round the door at the "Little Pebbles" Holiday Club.
I'm issuing an Amber Alert. This is where the danger of civil disorder breaking out is between "worrying" and "imminent". But it's only orange juice, not blood, on the walls so I think the leaders are still relatively safe for now. Charlii's squirrel suit is looking a bit battered by now - but then what does she expect when she wears it every day for a fortnight?
Amber? Amber! We've started at red and are working our way up from there. The blackcurrant juice on the floor and leaders new holiday club shirts fooled us all. As the director of Showstoppers I thought I'd use a clapperboard for quiet on the set; you can guess how that went down. I just give thanks for sound amplification that goes all the way to 11.
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