While the Cat's Away

It would appear that by coming back early in the morning I have uncovered a number of "temporary improvements" I wasn't supposed to know about. So can Beaker People please sort out the following:

1) Turn the Moot House back round to face in the right direction.

2) Replace the high-tech brushed-steel jugs with the traditional terra-cotta Beakers.

3) Take down the posters of Che, Karl and Ken. And Deidre.

4) Send the Smurf costumes back.

5) Dismantle the Mighty Wurlitzer.

6) Send the Spring Harvest 1995 books back to wherever they came back (Skegness, presumably) and put the Wee Beaker Worship Books back.

7) Take the corks out of Jerome's pan pipes. He's purple enough now.

8) Put the Labyrinth back in the woodland grove. It's only confusing the shoppers, in Kingston Tesco car park like that.

9) Sack the Hawaiian ukelele band. I've no idea why anyone thought this a good idea.

10) Put the pictures of my ancestors back on the walls. Replacing them with signed photos of the Carry On team was amusing, but not for long.

11) Take the stuffed donkey out of my office chair.

I must remember not to go on holiday again. People only start trying to make their own decisions.