Last night, I dreamed of Mandalay again.
Due to a mis-reading of the brochure, that was the worst Cornish holiday I ever had. Burmese clotted cream is rubbish. And there's a limit to how much entertainment you can get out of watching flying fish.
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
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What about an ecumenical service in the old pagoda - with all the hymns accompanied on the banjo?
ReplyDeleteWith the one-eye-yellow-idol worshippers?
ReplyDeleteYou are mixing your monologues (Kipling v Milton Hayes). That's not ecumenisn - it's syncretism.
DeleteI wouldn't know, I've never Kippled.
Delete(Is that the right joke?)
Sadly, yes - but I find that hard to believe of a Thomas Hardy fan. Surely you need some light relief and a bakewell tart from time to time?
DeleteCan it be truly ecumenical if one group doesn't think one of the others is a bunch of idol-worshippers?
ReplyDeleteLight or heavy relief given. Terms on request.
ReplyDelete#BakewellTart