Hymn: Another Brick in the Wall
Archdruid: Let us all humble-brag our poor educational results.
Famous Columnist: I failed all my A Levels and now I'm a Famous Columnist.
Twitter Vicar: I failed all my GCSEs and now I'm a vicar on Twitter.
TV Presenter: Failed all mine and now I get to read an auto cue for a living.
Famous Brain Surgeon: I failed all my O Levels but I worked my way up via carpentry
Businesswoman: I failed all my GCSEs and now I'm a successful businesswoman.
All: What about you, Eileen?
Archdruid: 9 O Levels and went to Oxford. Why do you think I'm the Archdruid?
All: No. You're supposed to say you failed and it didn't matter.
Archdruid: Well of course it matters if you fail. What is this? Self-delusion day? Self-publicising day for people who got away with not trying...?
The Archdruid is dragged out of the Moot House.
Hnaef: I failed all my O Levels and...
Archdruid [From outside] : Liar!
Mmmph!
Charlii: Let us all now praise ourselves...
All: Didn't we do this last week?
"Telegraph" Journalists: Can we take pictures of 16 year old girls jumping around? Is that allowed?
Hymn: School's Out
Stacey: Let us go in peace to big ourselves up.
All: Too right!
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