Hymn: Another Brick in the Wall
Archdruid: Let us all humble-brag our poor educational results.
Famous Columnist: I failed all my A Levels and now I'm a Famous Columnist.
Twitter Vicar: I failed all my A Levels and now I'm a vicar on Twitter.
TV Presenter: Failed all mine and now I get to read an auto cue for a living.
Famous Brain Surgeon: I failed all my A Levels but I worked my way up via carpentry
Businessman: I failed all my A Levels and now I'm a successful businessman.
All: What about you, Eileen?
Archdruid: 4 A grades and went to Oxford. Why do you think I'm the Archdruid?
All: No. You're supposed to say you failed and it didn't matter.
Archdruid: Well of course it matters if you fail. What is this? Self-delusion day? Self-publicising day for people who got away with not trying...?
The Archdruid is dragged out of the Moot House.
Hnaef: I failed all my A Levels and...
Archdruid [From outside] : Liar! Mmmph!
Charlii: Let us all now praise ourselves...
Hymn: School's Out
Stacey: Let us go in peace to big ourselves up.
All: Too right!
Archdruid: And now let us remember mathematicians, upon whose discipline all the science in the world depends.
ReplyDeleteAll: I was never any good at maths at school.
Now all the photogenic girls leap into the air waving bits of paper and screaming, while the photographer ignores the clever but plain girls and ALL the boys ...
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