Sunday, 1 April 2018

Easter Sunday Programme

Announced by Archdruid Eileen
6 am : Hnaef starts lighting the Holy Fire

9.30 am : Hnaef finally gets the Fire alight

10.30 : Hnaef is taken to hospital for treatment to his second-degree burns

12 noon : Orange Rolling in the Dunstable Style

2 pm - 6 pm : Consumption of Chocolate

6 pm - midnight: Feeling a bit sick

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From Amazon, Sarum Bookshop, The Bible Readers Fellowship and other good Christian bookshops. An excellent book for your churchgoing friends, relatives or vicar. By the creator of the Beaker Folk.
at 5:30 am

1 comment :

  1. UKViewer6:11 am, April 01, 2018

    That sound more like an Easter Monday celebration.

    Why is Hnaef always the Victim (I mean Voluntear)?

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